Wanda said. Last year they played truth or dare that ended up with Peter walking down the side of the Empire State Building, no mask. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. TtH Story Never Have I Ever - tthfanfic.org Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Bruce Banner/ Hulk Now it's my turn.". The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. +. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. Peter was happy when he learned that Jessica was discharged, and that she moved in with her new family. Then Thor throws his head back and laughs, clinks his jug against Tony's bottle and takes a long swig. Never Have I Ever, Part 1 Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic - FanFiction.Net Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. Like any of them would. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. Damn. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. "When have you ever driven? It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. Natasha turns to him with an icy stare. Before sex, during, after. You make a country-boy blush.. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. I was dirt poor in the great depression. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. Write by: . 3. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Please consider turning it on! Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). And nobody wants that shit. I remember!. Tony rolls his eyes. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. Pete, that means youre up! Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Im not judging your choice in venue.. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. Nine pair of eyes looked at him. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. That I made with my own two hands?!. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. "How do you even do that?" After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Requests are open! Of course we do, Clint says and grins. Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Can I just crash here? He grimaces at the awkward phrasing, but Tony nods and scoots over. Ninja strings.. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. A lot. He's not good with relationships. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. Steve makes another squeaky sound, but less panicked this time, and Clint leans his head on the Captain's shoulder and presses their cheeks together. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." Tony brightens considerably at that. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. #wanda Fun thought. Back the fuck up." You felt someone grab your hand gently. The Avengers It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. Does anyone have any good Spider-Man fanfics or time travel avengers Yeah, Im with Vision. I'm training her." He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? What? Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. We should get on that, then. So why can't he get Eleanor's words from the winter dance out of his head? It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. "You've has a girlfriend? Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Thanks, he says again. It's fucking beautiful. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Okay. "I'm Peter's fianc." 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Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Dad questions and I flush. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. Bad luck more than anything. Yes? Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. 2. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Pepper would know what to do. Avenger's imagines and preferences! 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Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Guy's gotta have a fucking death wish to sneak up on Clint while he's sleeping, the fuck. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. I like dames well enough, it's not that. Are you still mad about the thing?. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. The fuck, Clint? Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Guys? Tony says. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. Tony?. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) Bruce looks contemplative. I thought we'd made up.. I'm awesome at hugging., Thor laughs, and drapes an arm around Steve's shoulders to give him a half-hug of his own. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. Yeah, okay, no. Other than someone on the team.. Good. Abe ringed the bell. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. "Okay, my turn. Yep. Clint nods. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Clint chuckled. Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. We have, Clint says. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Tony just shrugs with a tilted smile. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Ow. Seriously. Tony said. Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. These kids are amazing! All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. #starktower To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. And yet, somehow not surprised. He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. Awesome! #spiderson When they meet up in a hallway in the Tower, or watch a movie together while the other Avengers are otherwise occupied. Quit whining and drink up you perv, was all Rhodey said in answer. You expect me to do all the work?. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. She knew, obviously. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Clint wakes long before Tony, and has time to take a shower and eat breakfast before Tony staggers into his relatively modest living room. It sounds like a genuine question. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. #watty2019. He lets it go. This is all my idea. Requests open again! You said that last night too.. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. I am. Then he looks contemplative. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Natasha's smirking, but there's no edge to it, and Steve's eyes are brighter than they've been most of the night. Never Have I Ever. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. Clint rolls his eyes. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Maybe it would just be funny. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. Then Peter took a shot. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. Not that drunk, Farton, Tony says, and promptly doubles over laughing at his own tasteless joke. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. "C'mon, (y/n). Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Except Pepper. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. On really slow nights, when they're bored. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Oh, he says. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Alone. The reason for this stupid game? Could he do something about the fact that he had a bunk bed? Yes, Tony, Bruce says in his indulgent and slightly patronising tone, and Clint has another giggle-fit into Nat's shoulder. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. "DUDE!" He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. What if she got kidnapped, a few months before Harry was born and the Potters got attacked on the faithful Halloween night? Morning.. Wait.. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. And no.. Sorta, Clint says. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. 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The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. One thing was clear. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this?